Earlier today Twitter user @PointlessDude reached out to me to show me the abomination he has created in Rollercoaster Tycoon.
He’s played Trinity Islands, a level in the game that I recently completed myself, for a long time. I think the normal mission time is 3 years. He went the full thirty, and the results are monstrous. Every piece of land is covered in snaking, colored tracks, with other rides peppered in where they can fit. The sound is a horrifying cacophony of laughter, screams, and machinery. It’s the logical conclusion of funtimes capitalism spread across time, a Disney with the reigns handed over to Clive Barker.