There’s been an outbreak of a syndrome–fake gamers multiply by the day. They’ve never played A Link To The Past. They can’t hadouken. They don’t know what grue is; they don’t know to be afraid. 

I’ve made a shirt to help identify those people. If you feel like you need to self-identify for the safety and quality of life of those around you, I won’t discourage it.

You can buy the shirt here.

Note: I’m being brutally sarcastic, in case that doesn’t come across, and the very idea of the “fake gamer” is so ridiculous that anyone who says anything of the sort should be publicly laughed out of whatever room they happen to be in at the moment.