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“Hey, wanker!” called out the anonymous troll.
Immediately, Louis Althusser turned his head in response.
“Pwned! You got hailed!” declared the troll, high-fiving his bro.
Donna Haraway was out shopping for Halloween costumes.
“How about this?” her girlfriend suggested, offering a Wonder Woman get-up.
“Nah, this is more my style” said Donna, as she inspects an off-the-rack 7 of 9 outfit.
(Clearly, i’m not quite as subtle about this as you are.)
Part of the form is limiting it to 140 characters. These are pretty good, though.