So go look at In Case You Missed It before you read this post.
If you’re reading this, chances are good that you have seen the phrase “in case you missed it” over and over again on Twitter and Facebook.
The phrase only makes sense in the fast moving world of contemporary social media. If you post a link to something at noon, by five o’clock, unless it has been retweeted or shared throughout the day, it has faded into the mists of social media time. “In case you missed it” is a way of fighting the information tides–it allows you post repost that link hours later in order to drive traffic to it.
For example, I will post a link to this article somewhere around noon today. At about 7pm, I will repost it, saying something to the effect of “In case you missed it, I wrote about In Case You Missed It.”
The impetus to write “in case you missed it” makes sense. With so much writing going on, and the access times of many people varying widely, especially when global readers are taken into account, it does seem like a courtesy to say “hey, in case you missed it, here is my thing.”
But there is also a second face to “in case you missed it.” This face is false-apologetic. It is a face that suggests that we’re always extending a courtesy, that we’re just posting the article in case you missed it, like it somehow slipped through the view of the random twitter reader.
This is interpersonal spam with an apologetic face.
I’ve been actively poking fun at people who say “in case you missed it” on Twitter for the past few weeks, mostly with the intent to highlight how often we use the phrase in order to linkspam people who follow us. On one level, it is a social courtesy phrase that suggests we’re apologetic about having to do the linkspam. On another level, it is a phrase that serves to hide the actual intent–“hey, look at this.”
Nothing shows this more clearly than the number of actual spam posts that use the phrase “in case you missed it.” Twitter ads for toys, corporations, nonprofits, and nearly every other advertising space litter their tweets with “in case you missed it.” With it, they are doing the same masking that I do when I give the pretense of courtesy to my linkspam tweets–they want to wear a different kind of face.
The mask, in the case of spambots, is the mask of humanity. A common courtesy extended by a nonhuman is equal to a common courtesy extended by a human–we’re all apologetic, we all just want to help one another out with the spread of information that might be useful or helpful. For the bot, spreading these sweet deals on Legos is necessary for its continued existence. After all, it exists only to do that. How different is that from the human, though? Does the gift of linkspam for the human twitter user imbue a meaning to the life of that giver? There is something to say about the lure of metrics and people viewing and engaging your work–it can become a driving force behind internet writing.
All of these thoughts led me to say to Darius Kazemi that
The distinction between human being and bot is never more unrecognizable than when someone writes “in case you missed it”.
He, because he is an amazing person, immediately took it upon himself to create In Case You Missed It. It, as I understand, searches twitter for the most recent usage of the phrase “in case you missed it” and displays that tweet. It updates in real time, and refreshing the page gives you the most recent result.
The line between human and bot collapses–without the context of the full twitter feed, it is often impossible to tell which tweets are by complete spam bots and which are about self-promoting (or friend-promoting) human twitter users. It is pretty amazing.
I also want to note another tool that does a similar thing–Joel McCoy‘s Twitgnostic. It is an extension for Chrome that strips all of the information that Twitter would normally give you. It turns each user into mere words and language, rather than a specific being with a specific goal in their communication. It is brilliant.
I have been told that Twitgnostic makes me indistinguishable from horse_ebooks sometimes.