It is Scu’s birthday today, so everyone should wish him a happy time and whatnot. Last night I went over to his place for a little shindig, and to get into the complex I had to get a little visitor’s pass to put on the dash of my car. Now, as some of you know, my last name is Kunzelman. German name, gone through a lot of permutations over the years, a complex name overall.
But this is what they printed out for me at the gate:
The gatekeeper interpreted my name as Jungleman. I am officially a superhero.